Ensign [Your name], we're sending you to the U.S.S. Khitomer to investigate the situation aboard.
The only one talking aboard the Khitomer is their Emergency Medical Hologram, so we're beaming you directly to the auxiliary medical bay. We're picking up weapons fire nearby, so be careful. Someone's still fighting over there.
Good luck, Ensign. Keep your head down and stay safe.
Don't worry about us. We'll keep the Borg ships off your back while you save the day.
- famous last words during the Khitomer Crisis